MYANMAR’S HITLER MIN AUNG HLAING ANGRY ON ZAW HTAY’S FAKE PHOTOS OF ROHINGYA [PARODY]
By Haikal Mansor
Sein Win: With your command, we continue using scorched earth tactics in Northern Rakhine towards the border. The army is destroying everything on its way including children and women, and also advanced to south of Maungdaw.
Min Aung Hlaing: Do it as if Rohingya are burning their own houses.
Kyaw Swe: My Abba! Zaw Htay…
Ye Aung: Zaw Htay caught us all on his Twitter and Facebook.
Min Aung Hlaing: The following stay here: Kyaw Swe, Ye Aung, Sein Win and Aye Maung. That’s why I told him to use Hindu carefully, and to misframe Rohingya carefully. We have burned down more than 200 Rohingya villages. We are all f**ked.
Min Aung Hlaing: The images are everywhere. It is what I am always worried about. Now even the satellite imagery confirms the destruction of villages. There are many satellites above us taking images constantly. They are evidence against all of us.
Kyaw Swe: My Abba, we’ll say they are fake satellites.
Min Aung Hlaing: They are not fake, you idiot. They are on record now.
Kyaw Swe: My Abba, we’ll stage again for fake photos.
Min Aung Hlaing: Why did I trust you, a bunch of morons? Disgrace to Tatmadaw [Myanmar Armed Forces]! In the military academy, we have taught you how to use ‘1,000 lies’ with practical military drills.
Even Aung San Suu Kyi who did not attend the military academy lied better than you during her speech in Naypyidaw. It is hard to understand.
All of us including our friend Aye Maung’s Rakhine extremist gangs are now in great trouble.
Min Aung Hlaing: In our military academy, we take pride in killing and destroying the lives of Rohingya like butchers.